Some clients call me a Poop Doula. Some a Shit Shaman. My nephews call me the Best Aunt in the World. For sure, I’m a Yoni Advocate and Kitchen Witch. Certainly, I’m a Daughter of the Goddess and Priestess of the Earth. I’m a Dream Walker and can dawn a dress of flames and wield a fiery sword. But my favorite form is River Nymph. Salacia’s my patron Goddess and I love the healing sparkle of light on water.

In 3D word, I graduated from Humboldt State University with a Degree in Sociology, a million years ago. I’ve had intense jobs, from working in an abortion clinic to juvenile hall. Too mellow out, I fought fire for a season, grew weed and mushrooms for a decade, though I no longer imbibe. My nervous system was a wreck, my digestion slow and stagnant. I discovered Biofield Integration and 2000 sessions later, no longer had pain for daily company. I trained for 7 years, in this special body work. My finger tips grew eyeballs and lifting pain is a neat party trick.

To make money, I created art projects out of my family houses and became a vacation rental hostess for 7 years. I did Yoga teacher training was a much needed break. Then a call from spirit, which I simply could not deny- off I went to Colon Hydrotherapy school. Psoriasis and parasites was my mission to clear. I have now been caring for assholes, with compassion and dignity, since 2022. As I opened my private practice, soul presented me with Compassion Key, as a present for my 40th birthday. It all runs together now. I can not help but see, how spirit flows through our physical form and speaks to us through the body and our reality.

How I Serve Clients: I use Compassion Key to help my clients get to the heart of toxic blockages. These are often multi-dimensional, expressing as both a limiting lived reality-pattern and physical stagnation that cause dis-ease. Together, we shed light onto the deepest cavities of you and give compassion to that which is in pain. I use my education as a Colon Hydrotherapist and my devotion to my own liver and gall bladder cleansing, to download keys and codes about GI track balancing and how to process all the stressful shit life throws at us. I share simple yet effective at-home practices to support the bodies natural detox, with ingredients from the grocery store- pure water, fresh lemon juice, real olive oil, coffee up the butt, and self-directed compassion. From my own experience, this combination allows for both the emotional or karmic wound and the physical toxic pocket or parasitic infection, to dissolve and release. I would be honored to walk with you through the most sensitive parts of your being. Together we can unravel and clear the blocks to living your most radiant life.